The M&Ms bit was lifted from a story of how Van Halen would include ridiculous demands in their backstage riders, such as "no brown M&Ms". They did this for the sole purpose of making sure that the venues they played at were paying attention to the riders.

They are now the LA Clippys:

I also want him to be good because I want the Browns to become the Shithead Empire, and this guy the dickhead Emperor. You're beaten by the god damn Browns and that god damn fucker Manziel, and look, there he is in the endzone. Oh, look, somehow he's doing a mime of you crying to your mother. As he leaves, he leaves…

Bryan Singer actually.

For a blog with a name based on a statistical procedure I am amazed that you are willing to make an absolute statement that a quick test can tell if someone has HIV in minutes. Forget things like false positive/false negative results that can and do occur. Not to mention the privacy concerns involved in HIV testing.

Yeah. It's going to suck if/when Giancarlo leaves. For now, I just want to enjoy how frequently he sets off that ostentatious home run sculpture.

If there's one thing a smart NFL GM should do, it's release a player based on the detective work of the LAPD.

Police attempted to contact Jackson, who was not a suspect, but were unable to get in touch with him.

Durant: Sir, are you alright? This looks like it's broken. You should go to a doctor.