The Knicks will be flying high when they sign him and Durant, and then three days into training camp the leaks will start about how much they hate each other, and the team will win 11 games.

1. Tesla isn’t any better than any other automaker at not fucking over it’s customers or employees.

Jesus, you guys. This is appalling and embarrassing from a comment community ordinarily as smart as ours. Levenson was not pressured to sell over the email. He was pressured to sell because the email revealed not just racism, but racism being brought directly to bear on the operations of an NBA franchise. If you don’t…

Who has opposable thumbs and enjoys milking nipples all day?

I look forward to reading this message on my brow ser.

I’m sure Uncle Jon is going to be red-faced with embarrassment. 

Because Hillary raised their taxes when she was President, duh.

The thing about being great at basketball is that it doesn’t prevent a person from being boring and deeply unpleasant.

I can hear the chant now:

The Pelicans have merely joined the upper echelon of vindictiveness and malice, long occupied only by geese

Seriously.

The newspaper wrote that after the investment company, Starboard, and Papa John’s neared an agreement on Friday for a $200 million stake of the pizza company

Word out of Washington is that their plan was always to have him be John Steel Slats anyway.

congrats to Splinter for bringing this to light, showing once again that sunlight is the best way to combat Ricketts

The last thing LaVar Ball needs is to be around more Suns that don’t play basketball well.

What Time Does The Winners And Losers Of Super Bowl LIII Start?

That’s what they get for trusting someone named “Georgie Businsessman”

Next up: Caity

Now you’ve gotten the full Ashley experience.

Thanks for reading! Glad you were attentive to the actual points.