In a world full of douchebags and abusers, I just can’t summon the hate for Chris Pratt that some of y’all have cultivated. So he loves Jesus, who fucking cares?  He’s not hurting anyone, so really.  Let it be.

So then he came back and asked if we would do it for $100,000 in cash. And we still said this wasn’t something that was going to work for us.”

“Was I ready to be a head coach? I don’t know.”

No, Freddie, it’s Was we ready to be a head coach? Us don’t know.

Have you ever rooted for the villain to win, and if so, who?

What’s the weirdest perk you’ve received as a celebrity?

If you had no restrictions like copyrights, what would be you dream project?

I want Ayra to kill everyone and then she pulls off her face and she’s Sean Bean.

It’s always the women with the Can I talk to your manager haircut isn’t it?

“Look for me. I’ll be the bald fat guy”

It was  nice of you to include Gruden’s face in your picture.

Please for the love of God someone post the Destiny’s Child’s 106 and Park performance in which Michelle falls and Kelly and Beyoncé look at her like, “fuck is you doing on the floor?”

I refuse to post to instastories and only post stories to my Snapchat just because I want Mark Zuckerberg to lose sleep knowing a tiny amount of my personal data is getting away from him

All the string.  All of it.

“SLIPPED & FELL ON WET FLOOR AT HOME & ALSO HAS HAD SEX TOY STUCK IN VAGINA FOR 8 MONTHS”

I judge my year based on whether or not I appear on this list. I do not, so my year was good.

The money quote from Riddick:

Tunnels exist, Teslas exist. WTF did it actually test?

Exactly. I’m not worried, though. I’m certain that Ashley Feinberg will clear this up for us in a follow up post. She really is great here at Deadspin.