You are so right, my dear Mrs. Fingerbottom. But fear not. Brave souls, such as myself, are always willing to step in to bear the onerous task of spectating these tawdry displays of lewd behavior and thus spare the decent folk. You are most welcome and a good day to you, madam.

Bears.

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