Real talk though, Clue is the best period tracker app. Fantastic design, accurate, and not slathered in cheery pink flowers.

Ignoring the issues with air strikes and the like, why is everyone constantly demanding that Muslims have to “strongly denounce” radical Islam? People sure as hell don’t ask Christians to denounce all their radical “shooters” (see also: white terrorist). It’s placing assumed guilt on the entire Muslim community, which…

I’m so sick of this.

There’ve been like seven from Graham alone so far. IN ONE COMMENT. I got GOP debate bingo within twenty minutes.

When I was in 2nd grade, I promised to read the whole Bible, quit somewhere in Proverbs, and lied to the whole church that I finished it. AKA the first sign that Christianity wasn’t for me.