I've only ever seen That's My Dog the one time. Never will I watch it again. I'm already an anxious person, and even thinking about the episode makes my chest tight. I've no need for panic attacks, thank you very much.

I'm skeptical that this is a joke.

Why in the world would you hire this team to do the theatrical movie? This is a terrible "deboot" or fan film or whatever, filled with awful dialogue, terrible cutting, and painfully awkward gestures highlighting the superfluous and distracting special effects. Fucking awful. The Internet should be ashamed to behind…

They easily improve on a pretty bland song. Plus I really enjoy the lack of stage presence from the little one. She's so adorably awkward

No big deal, I'd watch that 4 hour Vogelcheck makeout session if all those above are participating.

There's so many A-list directors out there who have no idea how to shoot a simple two hander conversation. I'm looking at you, Oscar-nominated Bennett Miller: you're practically inept with composition and framing. That's why I appreciate De Palma so much; no matter how shitty the film, at least it will look and move…

Lol at the comment threads for every single article about this movie. The movie acts as some sort of dog whistle that gets every single opinion from all political ideologies posted with glee, no matter how well thought out or tossed off like a poor version of a Wilde witticism.

Brandon Sanderson looks like the apotheosis of a Reddit user. Shouldn't surprise me cause didn't this guy write the Wheel of Time series?

I guess I don't understand the criticism that the plot is weak because we know that Ron and Leslie will be friends again. Serial storytelling works by the reversal of then return to the status quo, either at the macro or micro level.

People just love to shit all over SNL, huh? Meh I watch it weekly because I enjoy a good laugh. As somebody who lives in a really fucking cold city, it's tough to brave the weather to see a local sketch comedy troupe (and expensive as fuck). So I get my larfs for free from SNL.

Fuck yeah I love Tig!

I vote for more overblown concept albums with multiple singers. Less "rock" from Colin Meloy, please.

I haven't quite figured out why Jessica Chastain gets movie roles. She's not particularly interesting as an actor, nor does she do anything interesting with her characters.

Dreck. Utter dreck. The world would be better if this shit fell into a volcano and was forgotten

I can't believe Hitler had the most cogent and important thing to say in this comment thread. Am I a Nazi? Asking for a friend

Fuck I don't know. If my choices are THE INTERVIEW and more Wahlberg TRANSFORMERS, then I might auto-defenestrate

"Brave theater owners are showing THE INTERVIEW, despite threats of terrorism from some hackers who could totally be thwarted with better online security. These theater owners were quoted as saying, 'If we don't show this piece of shit comedy about two white dudes pretending to be gay and killing Asian people then THE…

I saw her on SNL and thought she might have the worst stage presence I've ever seen, or rather the greatest lack of one. Also, the purring vocal fry singing was so obnoxious. But you know, different strokes, I guess.

I think an important thing to add about Brooklyn Nine Nine is that two of the female cast members are women of color as well. It's an ethnically diverse cast that doesn't pretend to be postracial.

I only came to the comments section to say this very thing. Thanks