Dane Cook has a thing for teenaged girls. This is what he does. 

Oh hey look, I have found the piece of shit in this comment thread. Congrats to you ArtistAtLarge! You are a piece of shit

I was looking for a good definition of whataboutism-troll, so thank you for the prefect example.

Thanks to people like her, I will never do what she wants in response to the playing of the National Anthem. 

Ghosts aren’t real. *shrug*

Tyler Perry is a conman supporting fool.

That guys she is with in that picture looks like a dirtball who needs to bathe. 

I thought I was alone

This is a fitting hot take from a former Gawker property. It could have written itself

You kind of buried the bit about it being an armed robbery. 5 years sounds about right..

Did you get it all out? Don’t matter as nobody is reading that mess. Now go be a good boy and pay your mom some rent money.

I’m sorry you have never touched a boob. Maybe someday!

I’m sorry you are in the tiny dicked losers category. Don’t forget to pay mom some rent this month.

Fans of Jordan Peterson: red pilled losers, tiny dicked losers, never touched a boob losers, scared of girls losers, idiots and morons.

Such a timely post!

Wrong. This is the best show on tv.

Best show on tv.

Yes, you have obviously been triggered. You gunna be ok?

A decade in prison sounds good.

Yes, he is the person you should drag from this story. When liberals attack other liberals, that’ll workout well for liberals. Good going!