This is your winner.

I corrected your headline for you.

Oh this is lovely. Please practice what you preach, kind sir. And also please have fun in the pokey. Good times await!!!!

In the NFL the handful of white players across the league who have explicitly spoken against player protests

I’m sure these guys appreciate that you’ve conveniently found a way to use them. Nice! ;)

My cars allow for me to mash on the throttle for as long as I want, so....

I think it was a noble move and Yashar Ali handled it very well.

So it was your mom? Or you? I’m guessing you wrote the letter.

Curt was just mad about all of this attention he wasn’t getting, so he had to somehow find a way to make a hurricane in Texas about him.

You can get sued for anything.

Daniel Cormier has a deadspin account! Hi Daniel!

Remember that time Michael Harriot was casually racist against white women? Pepperidge Farms remembers....

What does Richard Spencer do for a living?

They have ALL of the dirt on him. The constant auditing sessions that all Scientologists go through are recorded and participants are pressed and pressed and pressed to be open and talk about anything and everything. Tom undoubtedly said some things in those early sessions that he doesn’t want public, like any…

I’ve always had a nice professional relationship with Omarosa. She has always been very gracious with me on and off camera...

How do you get out of bed in the morning?

No you don’t. You’ve demonstrated the opposite in this very comment section. When you lie, that makes you a liar. And liars go to, well, you already know where you are going. Sorry!

The irony of your “show a little respect” thing coming from someone as hateful as you is pretty funny. Thanks for the LOLs!

We’ve already sorted this out. The prime mover was Allah, not Jesus. (Now how Allah doesn’t require a prime mover is another topic for when you’ve passed the 5th grade.) But Allah got got, so no more Allah. We are on our own. Act accordingly.

Jesus is a construct to keep people down, aka, just another chain.