All prices will be in gold-pressed latinum - because the Disney and Paramount CEOs got drunk together one night and said “here’s a way we can REALLY piss people off.

Are you talking about Land or World? Because I was at World two weeks ago and the place looked brand new. Like it always has. Impeccably clean. Not one piece of gum, any “mystery stains” or pocket change to be seen. Maybe you were at Universal...

I suspect you just want this...

At the end of the ride, you should feel “Yeah, it was a romantic thing, but I’m glad it’s long past”. You ain’t gonna get that the more that Disney softens it up...

So, a site that seems to generally disapprove of stereotypes on principle publishes an article that’s a big stereotype.

I’m really tired of the Marvel Netflix shows getting over looked just because of their genre.

My husband proposed whilst we were both sitting in our beaten up car that was parked in the driveway of our first home. (This home was wonky, had a water heater that worked 70% of the time and was missing paint) He didn’t offer a ring as he didn’t have the money for one but, he did have the beautiful words of Elton…

You mean how much will rehab cost?

I’m just gonna say it’ll cost them 100% based on the current administration’s track!

It’s the legal fees that will get you.

Andy Serkis is a world treasure and should be preserved for all time!

Now I can’t decide if I like this or Mark Hamill reading them as the Joker more!

I think whatever questions Rational Ellie might have had in mind went out the window when the alien looked like her loved, departed Dad...

But that’s not as funny.

Eli Fucking Manning is the only thing standing between the world and Six-Time Champion Fancy Dog Tom Brady.

I’m fine with watching something more for the eye-candy and world building. Sucks that the story and characters aren’t there, but knowing what the movie is ahead of time should allow me to appreciate the movie for what it is.

“Absolutely right. Baseball was the best thing that happened to my brain.”

The only proper snack for sports is orange slices you can turn into faux mouth guards. My child will have unfettered access to orange slices and be the least scurvy child on the field. Eat that shit, other parents!

Also

CNN did nothing wrong.