Just a reminder:

Look, if the Founding Fathers had wanted to establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defence, and promote the general welfare, they would have said so.

Of course, my doctor tells me it’s somewhat harder to make another baby once you have a foul ball.

This is what the Kardashians are best at, isn’t it? Finding new ways to make you pay attention?

Just like everything in media, it’s all about specific tastes. I mean, there’s 30 crime shows on tv right now. I fine them interesting from time to time, but i don’t get why there’s so many of the same thing. Soap Operas are still huge despite being so vapid.

When McEnroe first heard the news that Navratilova had announced she was gay, he was heard to yell, “OF COURSE SHE’S OUT! USE YOUR FUCKING EYES, ARE YOU BLIND? HOW COULD YOU SAY SHE WASN’T OUT WHEN SHE WAS CLEARLY OUT?!?!”

You libtards say there’s no liberal bias, well then how come they let Obama go on TV and pick his brackets, but funny I don’t recall them letting Trump do it? He went 63-0 too. #facts

lasts all summer

I understand your frustration, I really truly do, and I’m pretty upset about this as well. But here’s me, god, standing up for folks in red states. At the end of the day, we’ve all been hopelessly divided by rhetoric that yes, is largely driven by assholes like Rush and Trump and O’Reilly screaming falsehoods at folks…

And some people even get to have abortions without everybody knowing their private medical business and need to be forgiven for nothing. Imagine!

God used to do the best plagues. Locusts, blood, slaying of the first born. Just a hole now? No stamina! SAD!

“MSN reports that Botha fired his rifle on the charging cows, but a fourth swept in and surprised him from the side.”

I know the name is suppose to be fire, but I just see fry. And keep thinking, that yeah, Fry would put on a festival like this, but then Bender would take over and we all know that Bender can throw one hell of a party. So I would spend a boatload of money going to a Fry Festival, I mean there is always the off…

This is why it infuriates me that pro-Trumpers are calling these graduates ‘children having a temper tantrum’ and ‘children who don’t know how to be respectful.’ No, assholes. They’re educated adults with integrity and values, and they spent tens of thousands of dollars and/or worked extremely hard for scholarships to…

Really! These are Midwestern, mostly Catholic students who are taking a stand for the LGBTQ+ community and others in a public forum celebrating their achievements but also a ceremony for their families, who have paid well over $100k for those opportunities. I’m so done with people blaming the youths for all things -…

Communication - THIS. SO MUCH THIS. We’ve been married 31 years now, and most of our (infrequent) arguments were resolved when we figured out what each of us was trying to get across to the other.

Am I the only here that remembers how hard Twin Peaks fell off on the second half of the Second Season? It was dreadful.

Reminds me of that epic monologue from the first episode of the Newsroom. Because, well, America *isn’t* the greatest country in the world.

To paraphrase Bette Davis:

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