I’m no doctor, but I’d advise you not to let yourself get hit in the head on a daily basis the next 15 years. That and lay of the cocaine, HGH, PCP,steroids, and horse tranquilizers.

I know! First we lost The Greatest this past weekend. Now we’ve lost the 2.733,099th Greatest.

Lest anyone too young to know might think the draft dodger angle is the biggest insult in this tweet, refusing to call him Ali, and instead insisting on calling him Clay was the racist dog whistle of choice back then. Racist whites refused to do so for years after.

Oh yeah, that’s some good Kinja right there. I’m gonna need another hit of that shit.

What’s with the jokes all of a Sudan...

You can pry my dick punches from my COLD. DEAD. HANDS.

Your right to feed your family ends when you end your opponents’ ability to have a family.

I SIS what you did there.

Syria should have a killer swim team this year

If Lebron doesn’t win this series he’s going to disappear and wander the Earth in search of inner peace. The man went BACK to Cleveland.

Steph Curry is 28. 28 backwards is 82. Steph curry is known for shooting, or Shooting Basketballs Accurately. SBA, translated to numbers, is 584. 584 plus 82 is 666.

Steph Curry is the devil.

LeBron James wears 23

Can I take away the Red Sox 2004 comeback in the ALCS?

The greatest prank Dan Gilbert ever pulled was convincing the world that his immature high jinx, and not his predatory loan empire, are his most odious quality.

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There are a lot of actors for whom we didn’t “see” it before they knocked it out of the park.

Proving that no one has more experience handling foul balls than an old Athletic supporter.

Hat guy has been trying to catch a foul ball for years but safari can’t manage to get one.