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Ha! This warms my cold, black heart. Today was a good day, with this and the Chaffetz news.

I could see Trump offering Bill a position. They’re clearly cut from the same douche canoe cloth. Besides, we already know Trump loves the snot out of him.

I’m gonna guess that the writer’s on this show couldn’t think of a tagline that didn’t center on her being black, so they just chose to leave it blank.

took me an embarrassingly long time

“Is This What Parties Are Like Now?”

HOLD ON: In what state is bestiality “technically legal?” Whaaat. No. That needs to be fixed.

They’ll be playing “skins vs blouses” in heaven tonight. :’(

RIP, Charlie! I know when you get to heaven, Prince will welcome you with open arms. And pancakes!

Fucking Anderson.

I remember when this was happening, and when they finally arrested someone, it seemed ... inconclusive? Not definitive? There seemed to be loose ends ...

Someone should install a statue of Liz Warren grabbing the bull’s nuts, entitled “Turn Your Head and Cough It Up”.

#ItalianMasculinityEspeciallyFragile

You REALLY have to be an asshole to get me to side with the ad agency.

Let me get this straight. Man drops some artwork downtown in form of protest. City loves it and permanently adopts artwork. Another artest drops a different piece of art near the first one as a form of protest/tribute and the first artist is now complaining about his copywrite?

ha ha ha. He put that enormous statue there without permission. It’s essentially the most famous piece of guerrilla street art and he’s upset that a little girl statue is ruining things? Even italian male artists are the fucking worst.

his instagram, for more photographic loveliness:

About fifteen years ago, I had the opportunity to spend the day on the set of Law & Order. I had lunch with Sam Waterston and then got to hang around and watch a taping. It was one of the best days of my life.

The comments over on Gizmodo are depressing AF. To paraphrase, the elderly doctor deserved it, should not have raised his voice, should have just used his “cell phone to re-book patients from his hotel room,” and that this whole incident has been entirely blown out of proportion.

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