Look, just because I’m being silent doesn’t mean I’m being silent. It just means I’m being. Silently.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Trump’s lawyers have asserted that the White House is not an “agency” as defined by the law. I don’t think it’s a completely indefensible position either; the White House is very different than other agencies.

Again, this has been a story for months, and it is enraging, but it isn’t some new thing with Ivanka putting her role on the books.

Everyone involved knows but just can’t outright say the deal was she gets to have as much power and stick her thumb in as many pies as she likes because she’s the only one who can handle her dad when he’s sundowning, right?

How to break US law in three easy steps....

Aunt Hillary tried to get custody, but some arcane child custody precedent precluded that. It’s not your fault, James. Barack still loves you. Maybe if Aunt Hillary had custody he’d be hanging around. Maybe it hurts him to see you in the hands of someone like evil stepfather.

I feel like we the American people are the children of divorce and the court decided to give custody of us to our insane stepfather, because he has money, and daddy Obama just abandoned us instead of fighting for us and now he’s totally forgotten about us and is off with his new family :( Someday, I’m gonna make…

I’m living for the casual obamas.

Everyone hates on Val Kilmer, but my kids and I loved him in Top Secret and Real Genius, and *sacrilege!* he’s our favorite Batman.

I’m sorry that tweet is hilarious.

Every time I read one of these sweet stories about a cat saving their family I look over at my kitty, and she gives me a look that clearly says “I would totally let you die.”

I’ve shared this before, but I lost my 16 year old daughter to suicide 5/29/16. There is not one thing that her father and I would not have done to save our beautiful girl. And this fucking bitch can sleep at night????? Our entire family continually thinks about the “what ifs” surrounding her death. And this bitch can…

Even when a parent loses a child through no fault of their own, I doubt they sleep well at night.

“Anthony says she’s often whispered about in bars”

“There was a possibility that she may have utilized that to keep the baby quiet ... and just used too much of it, and the baby died,” he said. “That’s just one of the many theories as to how this beautiful young lady [Caylee] tragically met her death.”..

YASS. I go as Donnie Darko every Halloween (it’s easy & last minute). I was in love with it as soon as that tracking shot set to “Head over Heels” started.

You totally skipped the best part!! That toxic testimony? The defense attorney basicaly admitted that other girls on campus would testify 1., that Owen is known as aggressive during sex/hooking up to the point of injuring people AND 2, that Chessy’s friends would say that in the immediate aftermath of the rape, she…

And here he is before his geeky makeunder: