This is a very Canadian facial expression/pose; please allow me to translate. “OMG this is fucking hilarious!” “Wait, people take this shit seriously; get your hand up, GET YOUR HAND UP!” “Thank God someone figured out that LLL didn’t deserve this.” “I need to apologize to someone; I’m pretty sure this is somehow my…

Haha, this seems like an “Oooooh shit! Directors gonna be pissed!”

cringing/giggling, I’m guessing.

Literally nothing he has said since being elected hasn’t confirmed what we knew the whole time, that Donald Trump is a neophyte who has never actually done any hard thinking in his life, and whose only previous hard job was deciding which model he was going to hit on once he named them a winner.

Now we know what to call him. Thanks, Sean.

dude.

Is this doctored? Her hands look 15 inches long. And I have very long hands and fingers, personally, so I don’t ask this with snark. That looks alien.

In my mind, David Oyelowo is looking at Kimmel to see if he pulled this fuck shit- because that’s one of the many thoughts that rushed through my mind when all this was going down.

Taraji is always happy for other people to win:

Find yourself someone who looks at you like Lin Manuel Miranda looks at everybody.

Extremely Jeff Bridges face

Goodness, both fucking Affleck’s with oscars. To be a mediocre white man in America really is something after all. Fuck the oscars for fucking giving best picture to La La Land.

Matthews kept calling him out on how it was a yes or no question and finally moved on to Mara. I’m not the biggest fan of Matthews, but I actually thought he did a great job calling him out on it.

This just shows you how isolated in their little bubble these people are. This guy clearly doesn’t know any trans people in real life; they are just some boogey-men out there that he imagines looks like John Cleese in a dress and acts like a sex-crazed lunatic. Faced with an actual, real-life trans person who just…

The statement + the cute squeaky voice + the slight bedhead = I’m dying in the best way possible.

“Donald Trump makes Mexicans not important to people who are in Arkansas who like Mexicans, like me and my grandma and all my family,” Toby Smith, age 7, told Cotton to loud cheers from the packed auditorium. “And he’s deleting all the parks and PBS kids just to make a wall. He shouldn’t do that. He shouldn’t.”

That’s . . . actually a really brilliant plot.

C’mon, former Jezebel Editor, Erin Gloria Ryan! You knew what you were doing.

Ever feel like you are not having as much fun as other people?

I hope she pens a best seller, and gets a movie option, and walks away from all this with enough money for her therapy and a comfortable life after.