They’re good tweets, Lauron.

Dr. Oz gives him a run for his money, though. Not to mention Eckart Tolle or the lady who wrote The Secret, who had less staying power but were somehow even dumber. There are a lot of things to admire about Oprah, but her love of facile pseudo science is not one of them

Dr. Phil is Oprah’s biggest mistake. He talks about family values all the time but I saw his family in Vegas. Trashy.

I JUST WANT SOME GOOD OLD FASHIONED PETTY CELEB SHADE, YA KNOW?

Yes, but they were in AMERICA. In America, we clamp down on your hand like a vice, stare directly into your eyes as a display of dominance and shake until a little bit of poop falls out.

Hello. I’m not American. Can someone tell me why America thought it was a good idea to make a functionally illiterate man with severe personality disorders the President of the United States of America?

forcibly turned away by protesters Friday when she attempted to enter a DC middle school

Speaking of Fox News, look at this shit::

But honest question, what are we going to do about it? What are the next steps here? I feel like we are shouting into a void about federal law and ethics and its making me very tired.

Aimee, is drinking at work okay now? Because it’s 12:30 and I’m thinking that a good old-fashioned martini lunch would be kind of awesome.

Wow.

“Artist’s rendering of White House transition of power. Image via Kensington Palace/The British Monarchy.”

lol When you see her be the same in real life and wonder if she’s even acting on screen.

I know things are just looking like an endless cavalcade of bleakness lately, but it’s moments like this that have been giving me hope. Maybe one of the benefits of the fact that the left has been largely quiescent for so long is that people like Kalanick legitimately don’t know what to when we finally stand up. Maybe…

This is the cover of the latest Der Spiegel. OMFG

Joining the group was not meant to be an endorsement of the President or his agenda but unfortunately it has been misinterpreted to be exactly that.

Which made me think of Woody Allen and how they should hang out. But I couldn’t remember if Gibson hates Jews, but I think maybe “yes?”