With a few exceptions (I do watch GoT, The Crown, and am halfway through The Night Manager), I wholeheartedly agree with the rest of this list. And understand blacklisting those three too.
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Weird, I’m not seeing too many comments about my really smart historical analysis?
I’m always saying this, but one of the really hard things about being a parent is knowing that there are men out there who want to do this to a child. Like that’s their greatest desire. My daughter is now 11 so it’s still bad, but when she and her brother a little younger I would just start to lose my shit in Target…
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Bah, Maeve’s facility tour in Westworld was the best music video of the year...
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The best music video is actually this murderous masterpiece from a Korean girl group.
Hot babes! Ripped hunks! That video has something for everyone except music lovers.
Good. Fuck this guy.
Hahaha. Here are my favorite movies of 2016 (keep in mind I haven’t seen everything):
Currently pregnant, can’t smell electricity, but I can smell man funk from 50 paces.
I was going to point out that most of the gay male couples I know who have kids are called “Dad[dy]” and “Papa [/Papi]”.
Hipster old millennial dads ew right?
My brood shall only refer to me by my title, Progenitor. I would not want them to forget that they sprung from my ample and generous genitals.
This might be the most hipster paragraph ever:
Balthazar? Axel? Afton? That’s quite enough now, please stop.
Really fucking tired of people pretending like the same racist, sexist, homophobic shit that’s gone on forever is somehow ‘anti-establishment’ or ‘edgy.’ That is just the status quo.
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It is very upsetting that the same place that gives us Rick and Morty also has to give us this nonsense.
I really wish that Oprah had never brought Dr.’s Phil & Oz out of the grays.
Just a reminder...
I’m sorry, but who among us would not fuck Harrison Ford, especially Han Solo-Harrison Ford? It is for this reason (as well as murder Hitler when he was just a shitty art student, and someone else I won’t mention in case the Feds are watching) I would build a fucking time machine. To fuck Han Solo/Raiders of the Lost…