Can you imagine the stomach it takes for a former constitutional law professor to hand over this country, with a strained smile, to a man who wants to tear up the entire thing? Is there a meme for that?

I can’t even dirt bag. I’m still too sad today.

Agreed. As a NYer I always look around as the train pulls in since this is my nightmare.

WHAT THE FUCK.

Murder + containers + Florida reference = obligatory invocation of

All male realtors look like serial killing bros.

Man, dude used to look like this.

Thank you! And as a lover of sloths, HOW THE HELL DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT PYGMY SLOTHS????

The appeal of Ryan Gosling eludes me completely. I just watched this trailer, and already I don’t even know what he looks like again. All I remember is his nose looked greasy.

Try this:

I am filled with regret and heartbroken for those I have hurt.

The teen’s father told Buzzfeed he’d voted early for Clinton but regretted it, adding, “With the recent developments with my daughter, I can say that I would likely not have voted for either of these clowns if I had it to do over again.”

Goddammit, lock that shit up in a gun safe and the bullets some place else.

Fuck you people who keep your guns ”hidden.”

Goddammit, lock that shit up in a gun safe and the bullets some place else.

Your story just made me sad. I am sorry for the abuse you had to endure in your childhood and I certainly hope your life is much better now.

I do people’s taxes for a living in Toronto. A few years ago a new client came to me and told me about this house flip he’d done — house prices in the city were skyrocketing, and because of Canadian tax laws, a person could make a lot of tax-free money by buying a house, renovating it, and reselling it at a massive…

Kids are so creepy sometimes! Reading “Hamburger” made me think of this incident with my son.

I got one!

This was a really interesting piece and I’m thrilled to see you featuring real women scientists at work. It’s something that’s sorely needed.