Not from the same event, but these are my favorite agility dogs:

Reading through this, I kept seeing statements that the overall averages are not applicable to Hollywood (which, duh, any specific industry will vary from the overall average in some way) and that Rodriguez was wrong about the pay gap but nothing proving she was wrong. The link saying it’s “simply untrue” goes to some…

Her body language is screaming, “He’s not Sean Penn!”

I googled it.  It’s like if 1997 Chloe Sevigny was a clothing store instead of a person.

OMG, Bobby. Thank you for that first paragraph.

A film where two women talk about why they aren’t married yet doesn’t necessarily pass the Bechdel test either--unless it’s because they’re waiting to validate their lesbian love in the eyes of the state until the capitalist patriarchy has been dismantled.

Oooh, I have a fun story for you. This is almost exactly the same as the genesis for Paul Anka’s breakout hit, “Diana.” He was at school with my mother, so that’s how I know it. His family had a lot of kids, and they hired this good-looking girl named Diana to look after them. Paulie was a little snot-nosed twerp,…

If anyone could turn a mindless 3 minute pop song written by children into a 27 hour long slog of pointless CG action sequences and padding, it’s Peter Jackson!

I think this could be a good show, if written from the real Delilah’s point of view. You’re a college athlete with a steady boyfriend. You meet some guy at a party who develops a crush on you, and he turns out to be in a rock band. He writes a bland but catchy song about your pretend long-distance relationship, with…

“Hey There Delilah” (no comma in the title)

Paul Rudd forever !!!!!!

Meet Joe Black is so on the edge. My sibling, who is smart and I adore him, loves that movie. But if you watch it with someone minded to find the humor in it, the giggles will snowball! 

I heard she ghosted him.

Thank you for giving me a fucking aneurysm this morning as I contemplate how she used to be married to Gavin Newsom. HOW HOW HOW WHAT?

I read everything you just wrote, and have concluded that you made all of that up as there is no way those are real people.

I think Tom Cruise is more STUPID than anything else. Like, I feel certain that Scientology treats him amazingly and he thinks that all the stuff about Scientology is overblown BS.

I realize that you’ve written a post about Sean Penn, but why is the top photo of a catcher’s mitt filled with hepatitis?

Affirmations in any public place is enough for an unfriend from me. Not in your email footer, not in your cubicle, not on Instagram, not on Facebook, and not stenciled or stitched all over your damned house. Don’t advertise your basicness, let it slowly unfold like the tendrils ofthe noxious weed that it is!

In my daydreams, Obama walks in, says “How about a nice Hawaiian Punch?” and decks him!

How were the refreshments?