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Okay I have this game figured out.

Repeated instances of sore, over-it women pulling this on Tenderman have convinced him of his sexual prowess and ability to bring women to orgasm. He will phrase it in this way as well, expounding upon how there is no greater joy in life than bringing a woman to repeated climax. The beauty of life.

Dude, I think you missed the point about going dutch for brunch. I’m pretty sure she’s ok with going dutch, it’s that he makes such a point of making sure that you know he’s unwilling to pay for it all because he supports her equality.

This should be grey.

Does this now set a precedent for others to do that same to him, or do the countless lawsuits against him count towards this?

I’m convinced that a large percentage of the population has poor listening comprehension.

I kind of imagine a science fiction where a time-travelling future Emma Thompson arrives back in 1998, and explains what happens. And Emma Thompson in her British way stiffens her upper lip, marches to the dinner date, and then devotes the next 20 years keeping Donald leashed and locked up in a wardrobe to save…

Thank you, that is all I could focus on! I live in LA and yes prices are generally ridiculous here, but $6 for a side of butter lettuce?!?!

I have only tipped poorly, like 10% and I felt horribly guilty after, when the server was messing stuff up and very unapologetic, like 2 or 3 times. When the food sucks it’s just that the place isn’t good and no fault of the servers. I’ve had excellent service and bad food, but I just let that slide and never go back.

Same. I love one and hate the other. Hint for anyone interested: my fantasy football team is No Scrubs.

Come on! If you read that sentence and didn’t IMMEDIATELY think “dissolved the body so no one could find the evidence,” you don’t watch NEARLY enough Law and Order.

They would have fired her a long time ago, but her string broke off so they had to remove her the hard way. 

Congrats to her and Constance Wu who don’t give a fuck about hurting their careers by pissing off the sexist frat bros who run Hollywood and will probably side with Affleck.

Yep, in that she’s got a big ass, and he is a big ass.

HOW ARE YOU ALL OKAY WITH THIS?? JLO DESERVES BETTER THAN THIS. Also thanks male for keeping up with the gossip of the day.

I swore they had been a couple already at some point. I read this headline and thought “again?” Also surprised it took this long.

When someone brings up PC-culture as a refutation, it’s always the final square of Asshole Bingo. His refutation points more to the fact that he’s totes okay with Affleck because he doesn’t see anything wrong with behaving like Affleck, than to whatever point he was trying to make (we’re all so mean? I dunno).

If Casey Affleck can’t feel safe reading college newspapers, where can he feel safe?

That Richard Simmons thing was so weird; I seriously thought I had read it wrong in a Daylight Savings Time haze of sleep deprivation.