Ejaculate and Evacuate!!

“as someone who mostly knows Sharp from his role on Undeclared”

“Phil, I’ve been thinking about something safe like accounting or the law. I’m afraid I might not have talent. . .”

IRL it involves a belt and a hotel closet.

Really you gonna help him? You gonna help him?

Team second piccolo!!

Actually out on preview on youtube. Netflix season starts next week.

What do they think this is? Drunk history without a Cakowski?

That commercial makes me miss The Detroiters all over again.

Every time I see Stuart, I imagine the writers just follow Fred Stoller around The Grove with a steno pad.

How does one win CONVINCINGLY when a game goes to overtime?

Mahr-kiss, . . .Brow-ham.

Wilbur’s Revenge - Best thing Famous Dave’s ever did.

Wilbur’s Revenge - Best thing Famous Dave’s ever did.

You want an ar-toes, . . I can get you an ar-toes this afternoon.

Eff you and your AlyoominNEEum

Pales in comparison to the sweaty glaring closeups on last week’s ‘You’re the Worst.’

It aired for me.

So is your question ‘why have we pretended wearing a short skirt ISN’T asking for abuse?’ Or is it ‘why can’t WE be just as evil as leering rapists?’

The ‘Price is Right’ horn meant for the airball, fortuitously lands on the inbound faux pas.

It’s ‘gaffe’