The flub isn’t simply saying coon instead of king. It’s trying to say king right between LU-ther and JU-nior.

Fucktomb is the title of Amazon’s new hit show about the funeral business.

Is there a narrative behind Kristen wearing the Atari stripe tops?

Only until I passed out. . . .

Great, now I gotta go make some brehfas

Get some ice cream, before it melts.

They play baseball with footballs now?

Polite society is heard to say that Jared Goff has the grace of a swan, the wisdom of an owl, and the eye of an eagle.

I don’t think Brady’s ‘failing’ was in asserting that he has a sensory advantage others don’t. It was in not acknowledging that the quarterback position uniquely rewards self-preservation on the field. 

“wondering how Kevin feels about his husband running off”

Take out ya diiiiccckkk!

Kingsbury is the league trying to wring some Mahomes magic out of, of all places, the coaching position.

If by ‘roster’ you mean QB. . . . Their defense talent is still fearsome, and their running game is a lot of young promise. They had a shit QB and a tough schedule. Vance probably did as good as can be expected with Elway’s handling of the QB situation, but this is an Elway ego thing exponentially more than any racial…

What possible rationale would you have to restrict them from doing so?

Kind of casts a pall on re-hearing Taylor Negron talking about the Christmas in his teens when his uncle Chuck dropped by with Mama Cass and Jim Morrison and they all danced with Taylor’s pet monkey under the Christmas tree to the unreleased ‘Joy to the World’ on the phonograph.

Laced with . . . what?

Man-GE-doht, now don’t they, . . .don’t they

That’s a major appliance, it’s not a name!!

Harriot

Fosse, Fosse, Fosse! You do Martha Graham, Martha Graham, Martha Graham! Or Twyla, Twyla, Twyla! Or Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd! Or Madonna, Madonna, Madonna!... but you keep it all inside.