Looks like Jiminy Glick got the Al Roker stomach staple thing.

What are BBC producers made of? Pieces of Eeyore’s tail?

Of course not, but the headline clearly EXISTS now, does it not?

I feel ya, but we must never forget that Nancy Reagan sucked a mean Hollywood cock.

“That is some world class hedging. With that kind of hedging you could basically report anything.”

Didn’t Miranda say she’d never left Manhattan on Sex and the City, or was that hyperbole?

I’ll think about her, on the Christmas holiday. But she should be with her FAMILY!! anyway.

Has nothing on probably

It can be, but isn’t necessarily. It depends on the imperative of your ends.

RIP Arthur Anderson . . .

Don’t let the lack of evidence deter from the inassailable fact that they’re horrible horrible people to the last.

Yeah, but remember. That’s only like 14 million gallons.

I’m starting to tire of this revisionist history regarding his groin pull. ‘I shouldn’t have been on the field’ ‘excruciating pain,’ . . . maybe to play your vital position in a playoff home game. But to trot out for the worst conceived fullback sweep in NFL history? Then chuckle about how stupid it was afterwards in…

Lactic acid can’t melt steel beams!

An even worse evolution of curse of knowledge I find particularly in internet conversations, where body language and facial cues are absent, is when you mistake someone’s use of jargon with knowledge of the subject. I don’t know how much time I’ve wasted trying to figure why someone insists on misapplying a legal or…

This concept will never work, not enough potential.

What does Heinlein’s ‘success’ have to do with anything?

Guess you had to be there.

Be worthless somewhere else.

I didn’t quote Heinlein as an authority on the issue. I quoted a character in one of his books for an apt and concise summation of a phenomenon.