I didn’t call anyone an asshole.

Maybe humor is not for you.

The COTD felt the need to reverse FORD to find teh funneh?

Only way I can enjoy KFC chicken is, like, directly over the fryer. In the walk from the counter to a table, let alone a drive home, KFC chicken cools to a greasy sodden mess.

You wear some weird assed pants.

Nice to see West Hollywood already got ahold of Fisher’s coiffure.

To be honest, I’m not even sure who hates Lily the character and who hates the acting chops of Aubrey. I’ve seen both snark about her lines and snark about how she delivers them. Odd that you would pick my response out of all others to chide me for not distinguishing, particularly since I hashtagged teamlily, not…

Has never not made me guffaw.

Last fuckable day still pending.

Shit! I was just scrolling down to post finally a thread that appreciates Lily. She’s not ready to play Macbeth at The Globe, but they give her great lines and her eyerolls are consistently amusing.

Sorry . . .

Upper level riff-raff. . .

Tradition, . . . sort of. The conceit of NASCAR is that they are ‘stock’ cars fitted for racing. F1 is about putting the fastest safe vehicles on the track possible. NASCAR is about showcasing the manufacturer [Race on Sunday, sell on Monday]. So they try to keep some semblance of the car you can go and buy, including…

I guess we’ve moved on from the imperative ‘Chris Christy’s so fat, he puts his bag of M&Ms in a BOX!!’ inquisition.

Enough of your misogyny appropriation!!

Jason Mewes really cleaned up nice.

Just because you call consumer responsibility ‘reductionist’ doesn’t erase it.

The OJ Simpson trial, the moment in America when the maxim ‘two wrongs don’t make a right’ went from sage to punchline.

1. Whatever peaberry Trader Joe’s has in season.