I smiled. I may, MAY!!, have chuckled a tiny bit. I didn’t come in my pants.

What the hell? What about ‘took forever’ and ‘could see it a mile away’ suggested I was unfamiliar with comedy?

I got 50% of the black vote, . . . his name was Marcus.

I don’t think I’ll ever be able to see Neil deGrasse Tyson the same.

Yes, because a properly honorable person makes certain anonymous youtube comments contain all pertinent historical perspective.

If you go back to the Earl of Sandwich’s goal. A sandwich would any food that facilitates one handed consumption without utensils through use of bread as a buffer.

Maybe seafood in the desert isn’t the best idea.

Prior to the last couple of years, The Royals were ‘the best of the farm teams.’ They just happened to play in the majors instead of AAA. Beltran, Damon, Greinke, homegrown, then go out to earn a ‘real living’ on teams with bigger wallets. Not mention whiffing on Pujols literally in their back yard.

After watching my Chiefs lose Jamaal for a season in 2011 because the NFL decided that the first down marker had to be an effing slip’n’slide placed right on the sideline right where a runner [seeking a first down] would run to, I’ve become more sanguine about freak injuries from inattention to detail being part of…

Andy Reid eyes another gadget back!!

I always wondered, watching those ‘futuristic’ movies of days past, how the world ended up in uniform coveralls with identical haircuts.

The biggest problem is the perverse incentive.

Just making sure is all

You guys are aware other people can see you?

Cartman’s spank had nothing on Craig rustling Tweek’s tighty whities with one hand and pinching a nipple with the other.

AP does, but sometimes he swells up from it

What did you do in school today Billy?

My question when they said he barfed from swallowing dip was ‘how new was he to dip, anyway?’

Look at the Game Tape!!

Any speculation if that enormous hood is necessitated by the engine, because that’s some XK-E shizz, there.