All these ‘desperate people’ didn’t put him on a list of luminaries.

It’s no Detroit parking lot ‘booty like groceries,’ but it’ll do.

Thread begs for it

As a Chiefs fan, I can understand underdog status, but STILL stinging over the perception of mistreatment in a league championship YOU WON?!?!

I mean, logically, I knew High Pitch Eric had a dad. . . .

By that logic, if I show you my gun before I shoot you, all good?

Will there come a time when people don’t wave open flames menacing near things doused with gasoline?

Ditka was leaning like has fiddin tah fall out his trousers.

Honey? Kids? I got three words to run by you.

The very best part of the SNL 4th anniversary

Was being the operant term. He was lazing about offside until the defenseman ran with the flicking striker. The goal scorer was onside of the defender at the time of the flick.

Like an effing newborn baby. Only it was tears of joy.

Look at you. Writing Chiefs and win in the same sentence before the game was even over.

Combination microwave/convection oven FTW!! Magnetron provides those speedy little waves of internal heating, and the convection fan and element combine to move hot air around the outside to keep things crispy.

Wanna make Ryan’s gammys cry, point out that their grandson finally gets a story on deadspin, and the related content generator says, ‘Let’s see, Mallet, . . Mallet, . . . . . Uhhhhh, Mallet? . . . Oh! Here’s some random shit from 5 years ago.’

Wait! You you you, . . . THREW my sandwich AWAY!!?!??!

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Until he kicked it out the back for a safety, the other team recovering for a TD was only a possibility. Had he more time or room, he could have scooped it up and scrambled for a 1st down or passed to a receiver on a broken play.