There’s the old midwest/Big 8 convention, NU, OU, NU, MU, KU.

Pinky dancing at her wedding is one of the most beguiling sequences in cinema, . . . well cinema I’ve seen. I’m sure there are a billion Bollywood romances that have wedding sequences done just as artfully or better. But something about her eyes.

‘The baseball rule’ here refers to a case where someone was not paying attention while a Royals mascot was shooting hotdogs into the stands from the field with a hotdog/tshirt cannon.

As a Chiefs fan, I’ve trundled through great D with anemic O, amazing O with horrendous D, and now a decade of meh all around. Though many will disagree 90s D was the most fun to watch.

For me, growing up Dolly’s voice was just plain part of the air, along with Loretty, Conway, Patsy, Statlers and Oak Ridge Boys. Mom ruled the HiFi with an iron fist.

No. It’s not the coffee. Your body wants the coffee. It isn’t the coffee.

The ‘baseball rule’ is distinguishable because at the stadium, your primary endeavor is to enjoy the on field entertainment, and the tossing of hotdogs into the crowd is part of that primary endeavor. That is, there is no intervening purpose at a ballgame that completely excuses you from paying attention to what is…

Joe Philbin: Aaaand that’s what you’re gonna get lad, the strongest team in the AFCE.

When I think of Chris purely as a scene stealer, I think of him in the teen girls eating lunch and gossiping sketch, where he keeps stealing fries off other people’s plates, then snarls ‘LAY OFF!!!’ when called on it.

“Hey! Is that John Candy?”

Holy Schnikes is and has been my go to exclamation forever when I want to express wonder in a profanity free zone, be it speaking or typing.

Damn, should have read down.

Fresh-a Peppa is good, but I like-a da juice, eh. leetle bit a’ juice is good, eh.

Not even the dad on So I Married an Axe Murderer?

The Chef peeking his head out at 1:10 makes all the rest of it work.

The John Ritter death was a true gut check, coming out of the blue, and having lost my grandfather to aortal aneurism as well. Then add that his daughter was born 9/11/98, and he died 9/11/03, and his is a death that’s gonna raise a welt for a good long time.

Do you have the slightest idea where Coventry, England is?

OK, I’ll bite. What word were you thinking of that would come up in play-by-play announcing that sounds as close to the n-word as retarded does retired?

Timely, relatively

Obscure might be hyperbole, depending on audience. Hard to make as case right now with all the anniversary talk, though.