No, no, no!!! The funny, is that she ashed, started to drink, paused, SORT OF glanced in SORT OF recognition, then slowly took a drink anyway, . . . all in one ambiguous take. She doesn’t even go for the easy ‘who gives a shit’ shrug, but leaves it open as to whether what she was doing was even consciously registering

Wanna bet he has a swatch watch on his ankle?

“But go ahead calling people racist because they don’t agree with your perspective.”

Is there/can there be/should there be/does it matter if, . . . a difference between being a racist, and having a personality that a segment of contemporary minorities find irritating

You know what most of my cookbooks are missing? Not enough religion and global warming snark.

It appears, though, that Amy Poehler is recycling her jumpers over on Wet Hot American Summer, . . . soooo.

So when do you see ‘not unheard of’ added to criminal pleadings?

That is a scary man. I’ve seen tough. I’ve seen menacing. Dillishaw is scary. He looked for all the world like a cross between Woody from Toy Story and the T1000. He doesn’t have a style or a move. He just flops around the octagon like a deadly rag doll never losing composure for a second. You’d never know he was…

I’m starting to sense that outrage addiction is becoming a thing.

Mmmm, makes me ponder whipping up a Biscoff Smoothie.

. . . Trump smirks confidently.

“The police killed my friend Stephon Averyhart, last winter and they didn’t even do a full investigation or ask witnesses questions. The detectives went strictly off of what the police told them, like “He had two strikes, we got a felon off the streets, problem solved.” That really hurt me because he wasn’t a felon,…

I wondered if anyone remembered that part. The lady got poop chute camera’d on national TV to raise awareness fer chrissakes.

“I saw the other half of Michael Strahan’s sack in Magic Mike XXL.”

“Whaaaaaaa? (Minions voice)“

Because inplausible isn’t a word, for starters.

Not only kids screaming for it, but pacifying a passel of kids, 1/2 of whom are in their ‘hotdogs only’ phase, and the other 1/2 of whom are in their ‘pizza only’ phase.

“I don’t know what ‘the chorro’ is,”

Not if you know how to aim.