“I saw the other half of Michael Strahan’s sack in Magic Mike XXL.”

“Whaaaaaaa? (Minions voice)“

Because inplausible isn’t a word, for starters.

Not only kids screaming for it, but pacifying a passel of kids, 1/2 of whom are in their ‘hotdogs only’ phase, and the other 1/2 of whom are in their ‘pizza only’ phase.

“I don’t know what ‘the chorro’ is,”

Not if you know how to aim.

Eric Casebolt proves America really is the land of second chances!!

Estes ‘el Blooper!!’

‘You do realize’ is internet speak for ‘I heard some misinformation I’d like to pass on.’

At first I though his scene really tied the room together, then he peed all over it..

I’m amazed that the LPGA generates any money AT ALL for pro tennis.

It’s a gimmicky onion ring in that it’s onion that’s breaded and deep fried. But it usually has a spicier breading, with paprika and cayenne, that’s crispier and thinner than you usually think with a sweet thick unseasoned onion ring like at Sonic.

Way back in Cub Scouts, I designed my Pinewood Derby entry off the Bora [well, a Matchbox car fashioned after the Bora]. Even had my dad track down a bit of smoked plexiglass to form the windscreen

“Ever had someone come to your party and ask you what brand of hot dogs you’re grilling? No, you haven’t! Because that doesn’t happen.”

I’m simply assuming this is an effort on the part of our betters to smooth our transition to the coming Mad Max-esque avocado-free wasteland.

Yeah, that stung, like a Chiefs fans watching another playoff game against the Colts.

Wow, instant time machine. I just teleported into an IROC Camaro.

Great, now I’m craving soft cheese.

Who tore a what, now?