@tundraboy: That concept is too difficult for the internet to understand.

@Corey George: If it was customary to quack like a duck at the Olympics, this would be in, and cowbell would be out.

I would rather not use Safari but:

@OCEntertainment: Wake up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?

I find the back and forth of twitter is only good for friends, or small groups.

Hah, excellent.

@dna: No, you needed to play Duke Nukem.

@pupaboy3: You're not real.

@Wrathernaut: [www.dailymotion.com]

@Gareth Freshwater: NO THE ONE YOU LIKE SUCKS AND THE ONE I LIKE IS BETTER IT'S SCIENCE THE CHART PROVES IT.

@Edbert Wang: It's not just you. I have had a few friends buy iPhones recently and they think voice commands are hot stuff for about a day, then they get bored.

@vinterchaos: When was the last time you changed a battery on a cell phone - 2001? That's the last time I did....

@Yarr!: That's the same price that is available here in Canada, and those are only standard no-questions-asked prices in the US. There are many ways to get the plan down. Tax is also a lot lower than VAT.

@clak: The 3GS is not available for $99, and the 3G doesn't compare to Droid/Nexus in terms of speed.

CLEARLY the way of the future.

Well, that was a lot better than I expected.

@AmishJohn: WHAT THE F#@)KT&$^???

I heard it was rooted somewhere uncomfortable, like the back of a Volkswagen.

"Yes".