Colors. Actual colors.

Grab one of those mini jump box thingies. I keep one in my I95 survival kit in the back of the car. Not only does it pull duty for jumping cars but it charges the phone as well. Small enough to fit in a console or glove box to boot.

Yeah, the start button is great for a dozen reasons. I don’t know how you could not love it. 

Less pokey bits in my pocket is a blessing. 

Push button ignition is IMHO, one of the best things to ever happen to cars.

Yeah we need some sort of standard headlight for the LED era. They could still do wonky unnecessary shit with the shape of the headlight covers, just make the bulbs like 3 standard shapes; round, square, and standard length strips.

Which I always read as “TuRD”.

I could for sure use a car like this.

“It took some wild mental gymnastics — including just making shit up — for the police could find a way to blame a kid killed by such a driver, but they got there.”

My fave was the Toyota Starlet.

This bro-dozer coal-rolled me, so I pulled my Aveo to the side of the road, popped the hatch, and well, long story short, that dude won’t be rolling anything any more.

a co-worker asked me if it was true that there were ukrainian nazis and I had to say there absolutely were, just like there are american nazis. It’s never black and white good vs. evil. That said I can’t imagine Sens. Hawley, Graham or Cruz laying in the mud shooting antitank missiles at any invading army.

This would flop as hard as the Blackwood and Mark LT.

He was doing everyone a kindness.

BMW X6, it’s useless, horrible, dumb and only idiots would drive such a hideous thing. 

You forgot to show the image. But I’ve got you covered.

The X7. It is everything that is wrong with modern BMW in one gigantic, soulless, ugly package. Fill your garage with an X7-sized pile of Paulaner and get something that’s actually Bavarian and way more enjoyable.

“Modern problems require modern solutions” and all that...

I never thought this would be the solution to anything, and yet here we are.

“Who’s making fun of my stance now? Try to get under here.” PA dubbers.