Did you know Vise Grips make great nail pullers? That rounded jaw is designed for it. If you have just enough of the shank sticking out you can even pull headless nails. Grip on and roll the pliers on the head curve. I’ve never encounterd a nail I couldn’t pull with one.

You can for sure break your neck if you are a rookie hitting the water at 60 mph. There isn’t the protection of leather on the water. They are actually really fuckin’ dangerous if you don’t know what you are doing. Water is basically concrete at speed.

All the cons of owning a boat without any of the pros. You can’t even “just chill” on this thing. There’s no room to lay down or just put your feet up, nor is there a place to put some chairs, an umbrella, and an ice chest for a few hours on a secluded lake shore.

Until they get replaced by Water SUVs!

I use to be against push-button start, I thought it was a gimmick. Though it kind of is if you don’t have passive entry.

You mean y’all can read? Pour me another pint!

Wait. They’re serious? This is an actual car for sale?

I thought they had posted the wrong picture, or maybe the wrong year Hyundai, because that dash looks like it came from about 2002. Only when I saw the screws did I realize it was in fact, from a modern car. 

This is really the only right answer because a messy car is in your control and is a reflection of you and how much you care about your date and the impression you intend to make.

The worst car to take is your best car.

A Messy One

Please nobody repeat #15 or else somebody at Lexus is going to run that idea up the food chain.

It’s hilarious when people go to all the trouble of burying a time capsule in the ground, only to have someone come along and open it just 50 years later. It’s not like we’re all wandering around thinking “I wonder what life was like for the unknown people in the distant unrecorded past of the 1970s.”

I’m OK with being called an idiot. I was an idiot. I’m also nearly 11 years sober, which doesn’t invalidate my misdeeds but at least shows that I did, in fact, address my alcoholism.

Are we not going to talk about that parking job?

It’s more amazing the catalytic convertor hasn’t been stolen yet.

I love the quirky French design thought. I’d own this

How is this list not entirely comprised of Citroën dashboards?

How did this not make the list?

Americans have not seen this.