I want to star this but it has 69 stars right now and I'm too immature to not giggle at that.

you had me at tailored penis warmers. Why aren't those a thing?

You know, there's something liberating about not measuring one's own penis. It's not like I need to know; I'm not buying tailored penis warmers, it works just fine, and I really don't want to compare to anyone else. Unless secret penis gnomes measured me in my sleep, nobody knows my size, and it's just a relief to…

Yeah, but few Penthouse letters contain the words "she gasped at my throbbing medium flesh sword."

I think Buffett's big mistake is assuming that Warren even wants to unite across the aisle. I can get why he has that paradigm, since it's suited him so well in his career, but I don't think Warren gives a shit: she's probably long since written off the GOP as meaningless to her.

I'm going to play against type here and give the old white male billionaire the benefit of the doubt on this one and say that he wasn't singling Warren out because she's a woman, but because of her visibility on the causes she champions. And I'm going to be honest and tell you that the reason I'm giving him the…

exactly! Stop doing things that MAKE us angry and then we'll get stop getting so damn mad.

I don't know if this will make you feel better. Buffett regularly hosts lunches to discuss markets and investing, and he invites b-school students to attend, but in order to attend, each school must must bring at least a handful of women. No women, no admittance.

He's totally right - most major political accomplishments in the US were made through polite action. The suffragettes convinced everyone with their tasteful garden parties, slavery was ended through a pancake breakfast and handshake photo op, and workers rights were secured through a series of upbeat, catchy slogans.…

Care less, do less. - Motto of the U.S. Congress since 1789.

No one ever tells men not to get mad or angry when they're fighting injustice, and quite frankly criminal behavior. Given it's Buffet on Warren, I will say he may mean she might get more done if she didn't come off as an angry woman in a place of extreme patriarchy. But he may be as much of a pig-dog male as I'm…

Yeah, but Ted Cruz is angry cause he has all that poop in his mouth so I don't think it's that fair a comparison.

I hate how Hollywood considers a woman's lack of children to be some kind of egregious sin, but if a man is childless, he's a free-spirited hunky bachelor.

Stephen Fry is a treasure.

Yes, Taylor don't worry. Being a barren-wombed spinster is not inevitable. Look at Jennifer Aniston. She found herself a man and she hardly cries herself to sleep anymore, contemplating the echo of her hollow uterus. Plus, you have cats so, you know, those are kind of like children.

I like when he feels the need to clarify that he hasn't worn fishnets before.

There is old and there is old. Cher may have some years on her, but she will never be "old" in any sense of the word, except chronological.

My favorite celebrity comment of all time on Piers Morgan.

Stephen Fry was asked on a British quiz show for the definition of "countryside".

Stephen Fry - "To kill Piers Morgan."

Lady Gaga turning into Grandma Gaga. Next up: "they're just jealous, little Tay!"