1. Can you imagine Chris Martin watching reality or farting?

Yeah, I think it's a phase a lot of women go through. I was totally a Cool Girl in high school. I thought that because I like football, video games, comics, and prefer whiskey to vodka I was different from the OTHER girls. I thought I could only get along with my select fellow Cool Girl friends as far as women went…

I'm the new features editor! So yes, I will be around, slowly plumping up the general word count with my own and lots of other people's stuff.

Nice point nicely articulated. Yer a smartie. You should write for Jezebel.

So, here's the obvious point that Douthat is obviously avoiding. In his piece, he argues that the "expressive individualism" that pervades "Girls" is not making any of the characters happy, and is, instead, making them miserable. Ok, fine. But is there anything in "Girls" to suggest that Hannah, or anyone else in…

For someone whose name is cockblocktopus, you seem to have knack for facilitating threesomes.

I did not. Why, did someone else you know cat burglar their way to slightly above average sex?

Through high school, I was weird by choice. I mean it. I didn't kiss any boys or go to any parties. I studied hard and slayed at obscure extra-curricular that got me ridiculed at school but won me week-long vacations to national conventions every summer. It was at one of these conventions where I met one of my best…

I feel like this happens in every season of the Real World.

I once played rugby with giant men to impress a guy in college who said he thought it was hot when girls were "tiny but tough." Promptly dislocated my right shoulder and broke my left collarbone, and a rib. Insisted I was fine, even though I couldn't move. Drank a lot, so I could claim the passing out was from the…

You know too much.

The amount of bad music I have had to pretend to like to sleep with cute boys can never be underestimated.

Backlash (squared) starting now.

The hate that is dumped on her is so heavily tinged with misogyny AND jealousy, that I've never taken it seriously. Some of the criticism was fine (on the topic of racial issues, for example), but the majority of it was utter bogus.

Can the Lena-Dunham-backlash backlash start now please?

I have never understood how so many people have got that wrong.

I legitimately only found Beyonce in that picture by a process of elimination.

"Hey mom, I'm pregnant!"

That miscarriage mod is weak. Where's the reaper?

"I will also never save any of my own nudes to the Cloud or my laptop. In fact I delete them immediately usually."