Both of my epidurals failed. I was ready to kill the entire anesthesiology department. I actually yelled at one point, "Do any of those fuckers know what they're doing?" And I'm not the east bit sorry for it.

I remember the nurse gently wiping my ass for me while I screamed at my husband, "LOOK AWAY, FOR GOD'S SAKE, LOOK AWAY".

I pooped while pushing. Everyone was cool and pretended like it didn't happen.

Kara, you have been fucking killing it. Thank you and don't stop. It's absolutely appreciated.

Honestly, it would be weird to me to walk into a coffee shop and nobody had tattoos or piercings. Maybe that's just because I'm in L.A., but I have to think that any major city - including Starbucks' founding city of Seattle - would have the same environment.

I saw her interviewed on Sky News UK a few days ago and she was just so bubbly with joy over the 'all black' show. That said, she did point out that she felt that just having black models — while great — kinda ignored the fact that there are ALL sorts of POC, not just black, so in her opinion, it would have been good…

You mean there are still employers that care about that? I didn't realize that, but then I live in the single most tattooed city in the U.S. (Portland).

Life After Tyra should TOTALLY be a show!

Is this Chantelle from America's Next Top Model?! Who says there's not life after Tyra?

[Starbucks is] always actively engaged in discussions with our [employees] to determine how to make their experience better and more valuable.

Just become a graphic designer! A couple of years ago, I was out with a friend who was stressing out because she was afraid her tattoos would keep her from being employed, and I thought about for a moment and told her, "I don't think there's a single person on our [absurdly large] design team who doesn't have at least…

If that happens, then I feel sorry for future employees of Dick's Sporting Goods.

Cue everyone who hates tattoos coming in and commenting about how they're ugly and stupid and the decision to get tattoos is all about wanting to be "cool" or "different"...

Is that a bathtub plug?

lolwut? You save up for it. You get a job and work towards it. I don't know why that's hard to comprehend. Getting a sleeve isn't like a one-time ordeal. I'm pretty sure it takes lots of planning, time, and sessions, which means you can save up and pay as you go.

say what you will about Microsoft, as long as you are clean and can produce well, they don't care. I have facial piercings and visible tattoos on my arms, legs, back and chest. They don't care.

His Command of This One Unexpected Word* Will Blow Your Mind!

their response was essentially to make a more polite version of a jerk-off motion

"A Jezebel Commenter Was Given a Sub-Site, and You Won't Believe What Happened Next!"

Makes the meatball sandwich sign look rookie by comparison.