Parasites. "We're here! We're sincere! Get used to us!"

I've never once bought the Disney fairytale, actively never included finding "the one" on my to-do list, but deep, deep, deep down in my soul, I craved reciprocity, to feel my own level of passion reflected back upon me instead of feeling like I was throwing it all into a fucking black hole.

Thank you thank you thank you for posting this. I'm currently at what I really desperately hope is the space between your first and second paragraphs trying to put things back together after a terrible breakup with somebody who was just never going to feel the same way about me and just couldn't be bothered to move…

I am almost weeping reading this. Sometimes I am up to here with the "love yourself" rhetoric because Western culture is severely lacking in a dedication to community, but the advice in Polly's column is solid gold.

I am the opposite of what you say you are. I am exactly the person in this letter. Always kind, calm, drama-free, never rocking the boat, always trying to be rational and say exactly the "right" thing, instead of what I really mean. And you know what? At 37, not one man has EVER wanted to spend the rest of his life…

Your post makes my brain try and do pretzel shapes.

one if my favorite supervisors at the clinic has a glorious crown of long, steel grey, wild curls and I can't help but see it as a halo of wisdom.

I mostly just thought of her as mean-spirited until I saw the documentary (A Piece of Work) that came out a couple of years ago. I was fully converted by that movie. She was pretty amazing.

Welcome to The Sims: never underestimate the modding community. Sims modders are a dedicated bunch, I'd be surprised if you could find a game that people are more dedicated to customizing.

But without the blur you would see that everyone poops with their pants on!

"women are always taught that our bodies are private"

This has to be one of the creepiest comments on Jezebel ever.

So, let me get this straight, Reddit.

We must be syncing be cause I was thinking that same thing.

I've always wondered what women in earlier time periods looked like, since the norm for centuries was to draw women completely absent of defined jawlines and so much emphasis was on a cherubic face.

It tells you something that SAE, the national organization, pays the highest amount of liability insurance, more than any other in the Greek system.

I knew a guy in college who organized anti-rape and pro-body image events with his frat and would often wear a pink shirt that said "THIS IS WHAT A FEMINIST LOOKS LIKE." He was cute and funny and I thought, Wow, he must not be like the others.

Can I just issue a pre-emptive hope that Jez can avoid all the horrible "Hasn't this woman ever heard of birth control?" and similar comments that the Gawker version was inundated with? Beyond the fact that this woman's reproductive choices are none of your fucking business, honest to god, some people have children on…

Just come sit over here with us, we're #TeamJake.

True. Some of it gets a little ridiculous. But it's so worth it to get one of Joe Morton's monologues. Papa Pope totally makes the show.