As a mole-covered person who was just prompted by this article to call the doctor to have some moles removed, I can say with authority that if your moles change shape or size, you absolutely should have them checked out. The changes could be related to sun damage, or it could just be that the mole is continuing to…

I just hope this means that I can get face makeup that's pale enough for me. Right now my choices are between Bobbi Brown, or this Japanese brand called Koh Gen Do. I understand that this isn't nearly the problem that black women (and men, I suppose) face in getting makeup for themselves, but I do experience a lot…

I always call my legs my Olive Garden Breadsticks.

I would say I'm the color of the underside of a roast chicken.

This is such a great time to be pale, especially because white people have great new ways their coloring can be described, like "mozzarella undertones" or "exotic, mashed potato skin."

Don't worry. You are a Jezebel demigod. Any response you make is grandfathered in as simultaeously horrifically offensive and spot-on-accurate.

Is BET racist?

Ok weddings are watersheds where this division becomes real.

I was going to say "strong anonymous support for this idea on the internet, and then clandestinely attend this year's HonkeyFest and don't write about it on Groupthink."

This post should be subtitled "The comments section will be a clusterfuck, more so than usual."

This was the much more interesting interracial relations info that I saw this weekend. It also speaks to the discrepancies in interpretations of police that you pointed out.

I'm not ashamed to say I had to look up what a maxi dress was lol.

Her mom was a failed human Malibu Stacy. It's learned behavior.

nothing wrong with knee-warmers.

Shh. That's free-range parenting, not neglect.

I mean the real question here is why didn't she just leave the kids with her Nanny, Chef, or Chauffeur?? It just makes no sense.

man, idk, we need to take a poll.

As much as I hate most pop music, Toxic was absolute genius.

Wellllll, hi-diddly-ho.. Diddy!

Toxic is all that is perfect in music videos.