Best advice ever. Please write magazine features. “Feeling a jumpsuit? Just go for it.”

Just hair in general. My hair is always bad. I have like four cowlicks and I’ve been trying to wrestle my bangs into something effortlessly cute since 2006.

I can’t help but contrast the control we now have with my (now deceased) grandma’s mothering experience: 12 kids. Would have been 14, but she miscarried twins. Pregnancy WAS her birth control. I asked my mom once why grandma wasn’t on the pill or anything because contraception did exist then. My mom laughed and said,…

I’m so bad for tossing out really lame That’s What She Said’s. It’s at the point where they’re like anti-jokes now.

Sharing the Gayle web series because this part reminded me so much of it:

Thanks for leaving this little easter egg:

I am NOT surprised that the post was taken down to appease advertisers because I have no illusions about journalistic ethics in that regard. What I take issue with is them finding a total bullshit reason to hide behind. I would appreciate them so much more if they were like, “gotta make money, u kno how it is, etc etc”

Oh, totes. The first time I heard the exact accent you were talking about (a classmate from Labrador) I was like, that’s the one! That’s it!

Current Ontarian, formerly of Western Canada. London isn’t that close, and NYC isn’t either — but you are right! We don’t all speak like Newfoundlanders. There’s lots of variations of accents in Ontario, and the cities bordering the states sometimes take on certain tones. Londoners usually have kind of a Michigan…

You can take the former child star out of Canada, but you can’t take the Canada out of the former child star.

This is legit such a huge issue. Coitus takes planning and Puppy DMC has to be tricked into going into the kitchen. We close the door and turn up the tunes to drown out her cries.

It's not that I don't think I'm photogenic / pretty, but I think my attractive quality is my charm. I think I have some weird and subconscious smoke and mirrors business that makes me more attractive to people than I am just aesthetically. I find this really hard to explain but I think I'm nailing the non-tangibles,…

100%. The board is for the richies.

Holy tits, I know $71 k is crazy high for tuition there, but even seeing what your normal tuition looks like is CRAZY. We pay around $8,000 on average in Canada for a year (not including books, living, etc.)

This reminds me of a story Adam Devine told on Conan about his mom catching him with weed! Pretty much the same scenario, haha.

I am the BAIL QUEEN of bailing. I just say yes to everyone all the time even and then on the day of the plans I think of all the effort it will take to make myself look decent and go someplace and my go-to is ALWAYS a migraine. It's not ridiculous, but thinking back on all the excuses I've made, it's ridiculous that…

As a PR chick, Publizity is so near and dear to my heart. RIP, old friend :(

I remember being a kid in the 90s with siblings who were all teenagers and wishing desperately to be a teenager in that time. I just thought it was THE PERFECT time to be 17 instead of 7.

I've been the girlfriend in this situation so many times (and the friend on a few occasions), but it took me forever to realize that the amount of reassurance I am being given correlates directly to how I react.
I'm not saying this is the same situation for everyone, but it's been my experience. I used to believe that…

I don't know what it is about that second photo, but I can't stop laughing. It looks like he's being tickled.