I know a lot of people who lie about totally non-important things all the time. I call these "boredom lies" where they kind of just spew out fibs to make their lives seem more interesting. It's the most useless type of lying because it's not to get them out of a jam and literally has no purpose haha.
Example: I knew…

This was a social media campaign, but same difference. I'm boners over socially responsible advertising.

100% makes sense! Most of those predictions don't have a good accuracy rate because they're just based on your Sun sign.

Too many damn Mercury retrogrades. Always effing up my life :/

Your daily/weekly horoscope is just written for your sun sign so they're PAINFULLY vague most times haha. You can get ones that are specific to your chart, though.
If this is an interest of yours, get a chart done up and you can kind of cross-reference the current transits with your chart. If you need help, I'm…

This impending Grand Cardinal Cross is effing up my plans big time. I'm nervous about its effects on a personal level, and hugely curious about its effects on a macro level. Last time this happened the prohibition was lifted.

Oh, ferr sherr buds!

I've definitely stayed within the more female-oriented subreddits too. My only bad experience was getting banned from /r/feminism and /r/askfeminists after making my first post (ever!) :(

I'm not even in any of those photos and I'm uncomfortable. Since most of them are women's derrieres in tighter pants (who all look fine, btw,) I immediately felt self-conscious. As a wearer of tight pants, I'm about 90% that my ass looks exactly like some of those photographs. So now I wonder if my booty is being…

See, this is why they invented Craigslist.

The Saskatchewan manners are hard to come by :)
-A Saskatchewanian

Can I get this on a T-shirt?

HAHA. I had a friend who worked at Value Village and someone pooped in the tampon dispenser, which was halfway up the wall. The person literally would have had to stand on the toilet to elevate themselves to accomplish this.

Ahhh! The Jehovah's Witnesses used to always corner me when I worked retail!

LOL'ing at her thoughts on "race-mixing" making people less physically attractive. There is absolutely nothing that backs this idea up. Quite the contrary, actually.
I picked up a book a few years back called. Do Gentlemen Really Prefer Blondes? It's basically just a Cosmo-esque run-down of the scientific data on what…

I'm super-ashamed to admit this, but I've watched like five Dr. Phil episodes about this exact situation this week and it makes my heart hurt. Single women at that age can be really vulnerable and they often don't have the tech-savvy to do any investigative cyber-lurking to verify their online boyfriend's story.

OMG. Thank you for this! I legit can't get enough of this guy.

THIS. THANK YOU!

I can't believe I was so hypnotized by booty shaking that I didn't notice the amount of candles AT ALL. That is an awful lot.

He's not dancing to Beyonce, but this seems like a really good time to bring this video back!