You should REALLY pitch this as a screenplay. I would watch that shit.

This is like the 5030309290th time I've seen his choreography to this Partition and still, I am sweating and I have butterflies. GOD DAMN. YASSSSSSS.

Shopping for swimsuits is the bane of my existence!

I'm not sure how different it is between the U.S. and Canada, but on the Canadian side of the great plains, the truck is like a handbag for a man. The lift kits I used to see, jesus christ. If your vehicle is nearly as tall as your house then stahhhhp.

Giving a nod to that beautiful map!

Great plains bro is en pointe, but should include his extensive collection of "toys": snowmobiles, ATVs, dirt bikes.

Also, where do those douchey "I just discovered EDM" twenty-somethings fit in this list? They dominate the tunes at every party I'm at and they're like "BRO BRO BRO WAIT UNTIL YOU HEAR THIS BASS DROP"

Ohhhh, I know the feels. At my biggest I was a size 14-16 and even at that size (which is barely plus-size) finding a prom dress was a total nightmare. Most of the stores in my area worked on a "sample sale" or "trunk sale" model and all the samples were teensy. I cried in at least one dress store.

"Walk a mile in the follicles"
Beautiful phrase!

Yeah, I don't know what it is! Every time that song comes on, my face just starts leaking. :(

Thanks for sharing! I forgot about this performance.
Now if you'll excuse me.... *bawls*

I can't listen to "Not Ready to Make Nice" without ugly crying after watching their doc.

100% agree. My mind was blown when either Gawker or Jezebel (I can't remember which) released photographs of their family before they came into reality TV. They were cleaned up in collared shirts and looked like typical upper-class people.
I'm still pissed off at myself for not realizing this was a publicity stunt the…

Cinderella should be re-written with a social justice stepmom and body-posi stepsisters. Here ya go, aspiring children's book writers (that also happen to be Jez commenters!) This idea is patent-free and open for the taking!

I think you need to seek out some education on what constitutes consent.

I LOVE coral. I've had a love affair with it since the premier of my province rocked this amazing skirt suit while visiting a college in my community:

Absolutely. As a cis-woman, I've been trying to learn a little bit more about the transition process so I can be more respectful in my language and I came across a video about a little trans girl in the U.K. They'd addressed the situation early; before puberty set in. It makes me happy that there are initiatives…

Hand-shandy! I love it!!

If you click on the actual post, the comments are GOLDEN. All the male commenters are like, "What planet are you from, scumbag misogynist?"

Me and my boyfriend jokingly use the word "handjibber" because it's an insta-laugh. And also really, really gross.

Ugh, I hated that one too. People don't withhold sex because they're mean. They withhold sex because they're tired, busy and bloated. Bloated sex is risky business, guys.