“2) Innumerable Fox pundits gloating that Trump’s FEMA relief was infinitely better than the shit-show offered up by Obummer during Katrina”

Katrina happened during W’s stint, but it’s likely they will blame Obama.

Thank you! It sounded like a pesticide.

We have always been at war in Eastasia.

I’ve worked in the restaurant industry for over a decade and never known this to be common knowledge or practice. Plus, all the joy of getting a cash tip as a server is not having to declare it as income or add it to the common pot. Writing “cash” on the receipt completely eliminates, or at least lessens, that…

“I have no opinion because I’m white and European”

I highly, highly doubt that the indigenous people of Latin America came up with the term “latinx.”

Ugh, I hate the term “Latinx”. It makes me think of a Roman soldier in Spanx. Can’t we go for “Hispanic?” Or better yet, individual ethnic groups. Because as a Puerto Rican, tacos aren’t part of my culture. Oh, they are still delicious. But me ordering them is no different from any other person out there ordering…

I wouldn’t put it past him to show us all on inauguration day.

Any shower that includes electronics is not better, but instead is far, far worse than an ordinary shower. Electronics in a shower, for crying out loud!

Interesting takeaway from this election cycle: Turns out that the GOP, the party that routinely wraps itself in the American flag and the Constitution, not really all that interested in democracy.

If I were deBreers I’d hire this woman to be my spokesperson... Maybe involve her in a viral marketing scheme where she got to “steal” a big-name diamond jewelry piece.

Don’t rape me, bro.

your mom goes to junior collenge.

Boom. Roasted.

I’m a struggling drug addict trying to recover, been homeless and got out of jail in March. I have no job, car, home or clean friends. Things can really suck. I get that. I’ve been committed 4 times and have attempted suicide multiple times. I’m not saying this to compare or compete. Just to say a lot of us are…

“funny how you don’t criticize women of color for straightening their hair.”

So many publicists are scrambling right now screaming Abort Abort. While Taylor is probably all:

Im curious if the whole I was referring to him calling me a bitch defense is gonna stick. Its a smart spin and probably her only possible one.