I wouldn’t put it past him to show us all on inauguration day.

Any shower that includes electronics is not better, but instead is far, far worse than an ordinary shower. Electronics in a shower, for crying out loud!

Interesting takeaway from this election cycle: Turns out that the GOP, the party that routinely wraps itself in the American flag and the Constitution, not really all that interested in democracy.

If I were deBreers I’d hire this woman to be my spokesperson... Maybe involve her in a viral marketing scheme where she got to “steal” a big-name diamond jewelry piece.

Don’t rape me, bro.

your mom goes to junior collenge.

Boom. Roasted.

I’m a struggling drug addict trying to recover, been homeless and got out of jail in March. I have no job, car, home or clean friends. Things can really suck. I get that. I’ve been committed 4 times and have attempted suicide multiple times. I’m not saying this to compare or compete. Just to say a lot of us are…

“funny how you don’t criticize women of color for straightening their hair.”

1) Doesn’t the very fact that the interviewer had to repeatedly stress to Trump not to get into the specifics of his intelligence briefing make the entire point about Trump not being fit to be the President?

I think it’s supposed to be... it’s intended (in my opinion) to make the viewer think about the way celebrities’ bodies are consumed. Putting them in the vulnerable setting of being in bed sleeping forces us to confront them as actual people, rather than things to be consumed.

Season 2's depiction of depression was so accurate it was hard to watch.

“This push for women to go topless in the 21st century is as strong as women wanting to vote in the 20th century,”

Impossible, men can't poop in under a half an hour.

The joke is that he’s posting it like a threat, IF WE ONLY WE FIXED THIS PROBLEM, WE WOULDN’T HAVE THIS OTHER PROBLEM, but by naming what makes these losers so angry, he shows both how absolutely absurd they are, AND how absurd it is that THEY’RE the group being so excessively catered by mass media. These asshats are…

I hope so, Amanda Bynes. Those tweets sound... coerced. Although, I have crippling Twitter shyness, so I also understand the stilted tone.

I hate agreeing with Lena Dunham.

Congrats on your new bangs! I just cut my own bangs for the first time in like, ever, and I’m loving them. They’re pretty short and thick, with a serious pin-up car show chickadee Bettie Page vibe to them - I’m considering changing my name to Cherry.

So many publicists are scrambling right now screaming Abort Abort. While Taylor is probably all:

Im curious if the whole I was referring to him calling me a bitch defense is gonna stick. Its a smart spin and probably her only possible one.