That’s not how that works. You’d have to inject a fairly large (significantly more than a standard syringe) amount of air to be sure of anything, and the result would more often than not be excruciatingly painful and questionably fatal (we’re talking random aneurysms, traveling clots, and strokes). So cruel and…

I mean, it’s not playing nice, it’s valuing democracy, or playing by the rules of the game as it is established. If there were some unilateral action Obama could take to protect religious rights and protections from persecution (I mean this is already thoroughly outlined but obviously going to be ignored), enforce…

Caption contest?

Can I recommend Master and the Margarita? I’m blanking on anther Russian masterpiece I thoroughly enjoyed, but that one’s priceless, especially at the moment, provided you don’t try to figure out what the fuck it is you’re reading too quickly.

Oh. I was assuming it was an Archer Joke, because I’m an optimist like that.

My only regret is that I have but one star to give for this joke.

That’s not his real naaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....

I don’t believe those percentages.

Well, that’s true, and is largely why cats will spit grass back out when they eat it. Grass is,however,inherently (though quite mildly)toxic. I’m unsure if most strains are similarly so, but it’s quite unlikely they’re much worse. Cats do process cannabinoids naturally, though how that means a random dosage…

So that’s why he never goes on script. The man is incapable ofreading words with the proper inflection, either because he’s too stupid to run both scripts at once or because he’s too childishly impudent that he has to read words instead of just saying whatever he feels like, whether or not it’s in his supposed…

Every time someone mistakes him for Big Pun, Fat Joe instantly gets an intense and triumphant Chubby Joe and growlyells “Yeeeeaaaah” with satisfaction.

Congratulations on kicking!

How is this the reply in black? I swear to god they’re purposely following trolls as part of this bring- Gawker- down scheme.

I don’t care about Michael Phelps. He is besides the point, and by extension his smoking pot is exponentially so.

I agree completely, but I was replying to a comment that made it about both. My reply was basically#

Why is he a hero? I don’t think he is, personally, both because he sounds like kinda an asshole (somewhat forgivable in a young man, especially one in a fairly insulated environment, but enough to preclude one from HEROISM, in the absence of actual heroics, in my eyes) and because his achievements do primarily (I…

In your eyes, maybe not. In mine... I did make a point to include a FWIW there.

The focus in this tweet was heinously off-base and the diminishing of Ms. Manuel’s achievement by juxtaposition with another Phelps win overtly offensive, but:

It’s gone on too long!

Oh, it’s just a given that any of us geezers born in the 1900s Support the PATRIARCHY.