Hehe, Simpsons. I like it!

Goldbaren are amazing, and are infinitely superior to the artificial rubber posing as gummy bears in the U.S.

I discussed this match with a friend in Madrid, who is a Real supporter. He's more worried about this loss to Atletico than the loss about a month ago - but I think that was Copa del Rey.

I know this nonsense happens in other sports (and outside of sports, as well), but between the NFL's off-the-field bullshit and a "meh" season, I find myself barely watching football at all. Watching an NFL broadcast is increasingly annoying (annoyance goes down if game is on mute).

WR(eck)X-N-EFFECT?

Yes, and the dairy.

Yes! Context matters in my enjoyment of both food and beer. This is also the actual reason that the real sugar, glass-bottle Coca-Cola I had on Santorini is better than the can of HFCS stuff in the fridge.

This gif is perfect for this excellent, teasing post. Well done, all around.

Tony Kornheiser begrudgingly approves this message.

Andy Dalton, basically the King Ralph of quarterbacks, is a Pro Bowler.

Ah, yes. In Cub fandom, we call that the "Shawon Dunston".