So a PE teacher is showing her students various forms of exercise to her probably fat and lazy kids and she gets suspended...

I am going to guess YOUR parents did this to ya...

Yeah but then there would be no "news" for these sheeple!

I'm just surprised there were no spelling errors.

I think the Father has a shoe fetish.

so... We are NOT supposed to have sex in public?

So the issue is it was at 11am. No problem has this occurred at 11PM. Got it.

something cooler then carpigeon.

Or, you know, they could of parked the boat somewhere and shut off the engine... Much like you could of pulled over on the freeway rest stop and had your 3some. Just saying.

Yet another reason to avoid this red state like the plague.

What I want to know is why all these nut balls like Robbie are SO obsessed with anal sex.

Well it's not much of a headline by stating he was the "High School Dungeon Master Virgin Nerd Boy " now does it?

That pot is probably the ONLY natural ingredient coming out of that Mcdonalds.

I got $5.00 bet that he screams and bites the pillow when he bottoms. Any takers?

These nut balls are trying to compensate for something they are lacking.

Okay, but how are you going to be the next Star on x-tube then?

Why is the GOP obsessed with gay butt sex? Is there something these closet cases want to tell the rest of Jezebel?

Good thing I don't live near these assholes since I would just go into their shop, yell "fuck you, bigoted asshole!" and then leave.

I was expecting Flori-duh or Utah..:

Okay, I am in on this. But can you add an espresso bar too? I mean my Starbucks Mocha will run dry before I get my bed sheets folded.