I am NOT touching YOUR hands or touching anything in your hands. :p

So you are not at all concerned about the naked selfies the boys on the football or wrestling sends your son?

That's because they took it out of context. Don't worry about it.

Shit, using her logic, I can say and do things a total douchbag would, and if you were offended, I can claim YOU took it out if context because I am from California?

Morons being bigoted. Who would of thought. Now go find a real publisher.

So... Kevin is NOT going to be in the locker room?

Wait... You talking about Brett's cock shot or his croc?

I just know Anthony Weiner and Brett Favre is trying their hardest not to participate in this.

Oklahoma and its false "family values" crap. You built this.

To be fair, most cats are plotting to kill us human slaves. And as soon as the cats can figure out how to enslave the dogs, we are screwed.

Can anyone recommend a replacement for Outlook? I still use it for emails and the calendars...

While I totally agree this man should not be allowed to have any more children, I question as to why the wife needs birth control? Is she seeing someone on the side? Perhaps the husband needs to ask.

Yeah. The problem with this is Mistress X likes to bend over some innocent looking guy, reach into his pants and rip off his underwear and proceeds to put it on his head. It might ruin the fun if the guy was wearing this.

I am guessing lesbian sex after 10pm in the middle of the living room.

And when are all the unfit breeders going to take adoption classes?

Yeah. I think you need to give then the audiobook version of these books since they are used to being told what to believe and think.

Well to be fair, have you tried to see your doc without an appointment recently? My HMO has three classes of care: emergency, urgent, and regular care.

Good to know I was not the only one with nightmares about Threads.

Had a whole line of Palm/Handspring Treo's: The 180 from AT&T. And yes AT&T was garbage back then too!