Oh I have no doubt that you had an amazing childhood. And you were very cute, if poorly coordinated. But it's your adulthood that I'm worried about here. What would that slide loving, footy pajama wearing toddler think of the chocolate milk hating woman you have become?
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KARA-Lattes, dude, what about lattes!?
Not milk. Chocolate milk. Pay attention.
WHEN I WAS A CHILD.
I'm so sorry that, even as adults, some of us are still able to appreciate and respect the things that brought us joy as children, Kara.
You're like the Hamilton Nolan of milk. That's not a good thing.
That 31 year old colleague sounds like they are more emotionally and socially liberated than you.
Chocolate milk is delicious and essentially just cold hot chocolate. I will drink it for the rest of my life.
Seriously. Kara has clearly never had Nesquik. Or Ronnybrook Chocolate Milk.
I got through two gallons of milk a week. It's delicious and nothing goes better with desserts in general. And don't come at me with that nut/soy milk nonsense. Fucking pretenders to the throne all, they need to be banished to the outer realms to go hang with other frauds like Tofurkey.
Also: because we can. That's the reason for most things humanity does, why should it be any different with digesting milk?
And several species of animals can't digest chocolate, so that means humans shouldn't eat chocolate either, right?
What about milk in your alcohol?
Counterpoint: There is no better snack food than chocolate milk.
Rebuttal: as stated already, lactose intolerance prevalence differs based on ethnicity. Using Asians or Africans to dictate the diets of Northern Europeans (who are largely NOT lactose intolerant) ignores the diversity of human evolution and cultural development. Natural selection shaming, Jezebel? Do you know no…
I don't really like milk, but cream in my coffee, greek yogurt, and cheese are basically my main sustenance.
Counterpoint: Milk is delicious.
So proud that we have someone who is both a doctor and a judge on staff.