It might seem like a long time, but dude’s only been president for 7 months. To have already slipped into the low 30s approval rating without a recession, a major war, or an unpopular former president that he pardoned is incredible.

Pine

I think this tweet perfectly encapsulates Trump supporters (and also true for me - one of the dumbest people I know from high school is definitely constantly hard thinking about Drumpf):

Anytime I tell people what I went to school for, they’re like ‘huh, that’s a thing? And then I have the tiniest, most undetectable rage-stroke while I look like I’m just smiling and nodding.

My sadistic friend lives in NYC and had sex with him twice; they met through a private Facebook meme group (whatever that means) and agreed to meet at a local bar, after which he took her to his place with a friend. He has a small and very mediocre penis; I can confirm this. His apartment is also scant, and he played…

I genuinely considered myself a nonviolent person until I read about this man and saw that evil smirk. I would totally punch him dead in his face if I met him, and my jail sentence/probation would totally be worth it.

The juror who defended the Wu-Tang Clan has me in tears. What a hero.

Juror No. 59: And he disrespected the Wu-Tang Clan.

Juror No. 52: When I walked in here today I looked at him, and in my head, that’s a snake — not knowing who he was. I just walked in and looked right at him and that’s a snake.

That Richard Spencer asshole ran and hid for a while after he got sucker punched. He was afraid. That, to me, helps the fight against fascism. If they are afraid to crawl out of their holes then it is a victory. The problem is that this is perhaps a fight that will never end, so we need to show in every way we can…

Counter argument: It’s okay to punch Nazis.

News like this makes Mike Pence so bereft he reaches across the space between the beds to Mother for comfort. No dirty stuff, as it’s not Saturday night between 9:15 and 9:22 or the handicapped bathroom stall at the Golden Corral.

“There were some...very high-profile people who are supposedly pro-life, who knew me and heard about what happened, and who didn’t reach out,” she said. “I thought it was very telling … You see these people saying, ‘Oh, we should reach out to women with unexpected pregnancies and let them know they’re not alone’—and…

Your recruiting poster!

My Christmas wish this year is that the ghosts of all the soldiers who died in WWII fighting the Nazis rise from their graves and continue the good fight on American soil. They didn’t die fighting in a war just for those same stupid ideas to come back less than a century later.

I saw them when I visited Anchorage, AK. Such South, much Confederacy, wow.

Today I learned that most statues largely rely on their own weight to keep them anchored. Which is good to know. Also this, now and forever:

And the guy who murdered (allegedly) her requested a public defender because he doesn’t have the money so I have to pay to defend him. Jokes on him because the good public defender recused himself because one of his family members was hurt in the attack.

Isn’t at-will employment great, alt-right guys?