my 3rd order as President was steak well-done with ketchup

Thing that also happened today:

Breathtaking incompetence is this administration’s fucking wheelhouse!

Ahhh, I am living for the day that the FBI has to execute a pre dawn raid at the White House and Trump is perp-walked off the premises.

It’s worth noting that this was a “no-knock warrant” - meaning they didn’t trust him not to try to destroy evidence while the police were identifying themselves and asking him to open the door.

I don’t believe in smoking, but here I am paying insurance that goes to my co-worker’s emphysema treatments.

When some of the more scientifically-minded staffers tried to argue their case to Bianca Moebius-Clune, they just found themselves going around and around in circles and getting absolutely nowhere.

What kills me is THEY REALLY THINK THEY’RE VICTIMS. Hell, my conservative religious in-laws were super against “entitlements” until their 18 year old granddaughter got pregnant. Then, the REAL injustice was that she had to wait in line at the county benefits office...because all those “illegals” were in line in…

Just a reminder, ICE’s Employee Union endorsed Trump for president. It was their first political endorsement ever.

Dont forget the point about the fact that even just one single ICE agent wasting their time on this bullshit means that someone actually bad is just skating on by while decent people that try to do the right thing get punished.

I don’t know how all the boomers got this fucked up, but we really need to figure out why.

Fuck ICE. Fuck everyone involved in this. Fuck Trump, fuck everyone who voted for him, and fuck anyone who is still supporting him. Fuck his whole disgusting family, and fuck every bloated white over-privileged person who somehow thinks this administration will benefit him.

So to summarize, ICE is actually ruining the promising futures of young men who came to this country as children, worked hard, and thrived. Meanwhile, the DOJ is busy investigating the tragic plight of the white kids ‘discriminated’ against in college admissions. And over at the Dept of Ed, DeVos is clutching her…

THE RIDICULOUS CASE AT HAND. I die.

May I point to a document that will brighten your day?

Because of a single issue?

OH, thank you. These two things are really all that’s needed. Imagine all of the good will (and civic engagement) that the party would create if instead of shooting themselves in the feet with these imaginary centrist positions, they actively promoted a campaign to bring in new voters. Like an “adopt-a-new-voter”…

YES THANK YOU

Yeah, well. I have a litmus test and I’m a voter.

I honestly wish the DNC would finally rid itself of this Third Way bullshit. You want to reduce the number of abortions? Fine: then support measures that actually achieve that end, such as providing comprehensive family planning and child-support services. Take a look at what happened in Texas when they slashed…