The trailer feels like a middle-aged dad trying real hard to look cool in front of his son’s friends.

Is it really fair to call someone a sniveling adulterer when their spouse has over a half dozen affairs of their own, including married men? People need to get off this Diana victimization/Charles demonization kick already.

Well, she was confirmed in the Church of England, but then we’re not really that fussed about the whole God thing.

The Blac Chyna link reminds me that I just saw an old episode of KUWTK (it was shortly after Kim was robbed in Paris) in which BC was still pregnant, and I thought about how these peoples lives and disasters are one long semi-fake documentary more sort of cringey than any teen diary of drama.

Also, in the episode I…

If we allow black women to sleep, then we allow black women to dream. Can’t have that.

I am 100% ok with the measures that these fine officers were forced to take. We all have to remember that America isn’t as safe as it used to be. How do we all forget all of the (so goddamn many! Seriously google them!!) fatherless Black women and men who have shot up elementary schools, high schools, movie…

You almost took someone’s life over FUCKING. MINTS. You pulled your gun on someone because you thought they had taken candy???

The cop saved everyone in there that day. All that was left for this terrorist to do was grab a Diet Coke and that place would have exploded.

well it’s not like his wife is calling his name, when else is he going to hear it

Normally, I would caution here, and say internet mob justice is bad.

as a matter of fact I WILL

I don’t have a problem with someone not enjoying a certain sex act. There are myriad of reasons why that may be and it could even involve something as immature as caring about what people think. But what someone should NOT DO is share intimate details of their relationship with out explicit consent from their partner…

The idea of lifting up Khaled’s dunlap to get better access to service his twig and berries with no hopes of reciprocation seems like a bridge too far for me. So them funds Mrs Khaled has access to must be nice.

To the man’s house who does...

I’m sure there are women out there who doesn’t want her snacks eaten, but I doubt she’ll look the way he wants her to look, probably gives head like she’s licking a 9-volt battery for the first time, and is a starfish in bed.

Same. I STRONGLY suspect she’s one of those people where her “friends” are like ARGH but do we HAVE to invite her to the dinner party tho / YES, ____ will be super pissed if we don’t, cmon it’ll be fine. AND THEN the whole night she’s melodramatically telling the most *fucking banal* anecdotes and doing over-loud…

Helena Bonham Carter is fucking exhausting.

God sometimes I’m like this whole internet thing was a huge fucking mistake.

The only photos of Michelle we have rights to are of her alongside Patton. So it was either a close, awkward crop, or something resembling the one I used, which I think is actually sort of sweet—especially because he has continued her work.

Isla Fisher is really a great actress.