Yes, but I think it’s a bit too much to introduce 17 different characters in one episode, no?

I ask for so many things like a fair salary and affordable healthcare and proper turn-signaling and I just keep getting things I never asked for.

You’re being terribly condescending

People need to stop calling special orders “hacks” since you’re not actually increasing efficiency, especially in this case where you’re not only delaying the line for the other patrons but increasing the order time for the staff which makes them look bad and increasing your environmental footprint with all your extra…

To me, the most disturbing part was the *reaction* to those who were bothered by the scene — and how that reaction was VERY different than the reactions to those bothered by other violent scenes.

Ordering “secret menu items” and expecting employees to know the recipe

Shit like this pisses me of so much. I used to work at Panera Bread and people were extra just like this. It was worse with the online orders. People would literally want, for instance, 1/4th of the bread mayo, another 1/4 blah blah etc. And would actually check to see if this shit was done. It made me hate the food…

The joke’s on CBS, Emma Stone won’t be any cheaper.

You want me to put my own mayo in? Why don’t you just make me catch the thing too?

This is easily the dumbest thing I’m going to read all day. Which is impressive since it’s not even noon yet.

What pisses me off most about President Dipshit inserting himself in this story is that per his proposed healthcare reform, the children suffering like that here at home would be left to die while their parents are saddled with a copious amount of medical debt.

I’m a soapmaker, and there are always news stories cracking down on small soapmaking companies for making any sort of claims. You can’t say that your product is hydrating or soothing and you can’t even say that the green tea that you put in your product is hydrating or soothing. Some people bristle at those laws, but…

Also including the 1-877-Kars4Kids song, which really gets in your brain.

A dispute between concertgoers at a club...

I’m in favour of there not being kiddie rides about the Holocaust, sure. False equivalency is the stock and trade of the fragile little broflakes, I guess.

Yes... Disney changing a scene in a fantasy theme-park ride is EXACTLY like banning films about the Holocaust.

Please don’t breed. Or vote.

The ride isn’t an historically accurate representation of the 1600s, it’s a romanticized tribute to “A Pirate’s Life,” which includes ghosts, shanties, and (now) Captain Jack Sparrow.

He has a fantastic built-in comeback if some remarkably dumb racist asshat tries to call him “boy.”

I don’t know, I like the name Sir. Think of all the white men who are going to be pissed when they have to address him.